“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
Lol
DAMMIT!!! why did yall bring this back!!
FUCK YALL!!!!!!!
Ugh
“Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny.”
— C.S. Lewis
(via purplebuddhaquotes)
My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.
Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.
I absolutely do not like that.
tag yourself
LOOK AT THESE KITTENS!
greedy-guts
meany
idler
crybaby
untidy
little thief
coward
Tell me, does anyone of you resemble these kittens?
This is literally a vintage tag yourself meme
Why is a girl sucking your fingers the hottest thing on earth….. let me know
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What’s attractive about a man who isn’t excited as hell to be with you? Who doesn’t smile when you walk up? Who doesn’t hold your hand? Who isn’t all in?
What’s attractive about a man who is too prideful to just let go and love? What’s attractive about an emotionally unavailable man?
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